I went to the beach yesterday. *shock* I know, I know. I'm not a big fan of the beach in general. All the people and their "stuff" hangin' out, the sand in your hair, the general unpleasantness. It's just not me.
But guess what?! I have decided that it really isn't the beach I don't like, it's more the atmosphere and the thoughts of what comes with the beach. I've decided that I would like the beach if you take out the "people and their 'stuff' hanging out." I think I might like it if it was a beach where there wasn't anyone but who came with me. Okay, I've decided that I don't like public beaches.
I would like the beach if it was my own private beach or one that I rented. Like when we were little we used to go camping and they had this tiny little private beach on the lake. I liked that. There wasn't anyone to bother us there. There were no people running into you or shaking their sandy blankets out all over your freshly applied layer of sun tan lotion. There weren't any people. It was just us and the lake with a little sand in between. Those are the kinds of beaches I enjoy.